They’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard!– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
I started reading this Bible. It sucks. I can’t get past the first chapter....– Baby Cakes (via shutupbase)
the world is a cruel and unusual place, y'all.
My oven does not work so I cannot make garlic bread.
fuck u guys, i'm going on neopets
me being a teapot!
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CHIPTUNES FOR ALL! →
stormbloopermusic asked: How many dicks?