are you ready for a spooky story
this is a true spookie sturry last night i went to sleep and closed my bedroom door but when i woke up it had been opened it wasn’t andrew cause he wasn’t home last night it wasn’t josh cause he was asleep it wasn’t zoey cause she was also asleep it had been a ghost haunted apartment haunted apartment haunted apartment
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Kara: Okay Josh we are going to play a game.
Kara: Okay even though I don't have a sex life, what if I came into your room and I was like, "Josh, I'm pregnant." Who would you think the father was? Don't think about it. First instinct. Who.
Josh: God, oh god, I don't know. Somebody with a beard? Christ.
Kara: Correct answer.
Josh: My turn. If I told you I got somebody pregnant, who would you think it was?
Remember that time that I woke up this morning and immediately knocked over a glass of water onto my laptop which was on the floor and screamed and ran into the kitchen and frantically dumped a box of rice onto my computer and it seems to be working fine but I am still nervous about it anyway Happy Tuesday
Nobody is here in Terra so I am going to blast Johnny Cash until someone shows up. o yes
Fuckin’ Moulin Rouge, man. I’ve watched/listened to it so many goddamn times in the past month, and I’m aware that it’s cheesy as hell, but oh my god. Gonna watch it again instead of doing homework because i like singing elton john/bowie/etc medleys and gettin REAL EMOTIONAL
And then my dad was like, “Kara, please drink the rest of the beer in the fridge because I’d like someone to get rid of it.” And I was like, “Okay.” And then I did. Hi everybuddy.
When you’re a teenager and in your early twenties it seems desperately eternal...– Morrissey (via harrissey) I don’t know…if this makes me feel better….or…worse… (via jdgentleman)