Don’t go there alone. 31-year-old men will follow you around.
And then you’ll accidentally make eye contact with some scary-looking boy who will shout at you, “You’re really cute!” But it won’t seem like a compliment, it will feel like you’re being scolded so you’ll feel awkward saying, “Thank you.”
(aka this is what happened to me tonight)
I do not like my hair right now, I think it is very uninteresting and sometimes unflattering.
What should I do, tumblr?
For the longest time I’ve been wondering why the actor in Inception that plays the deceased rich man’s son (can’t remember then name) looks so familiar.
He was in 28 Days Later, am I right?
I am right.
And I don’t care if all of you knew that already.
So today was my last closing shift at the Brew. Tomorrow morning’s my last day, but tonight was my last close (and I cried really fucking hard). But this regular guy, Chuck, who is one of the sweetest guys ever, is telling everyone that its’ my last evening.
So he of course tells this one lady who’s generally a bitch and she says, “Oh? Where are you going?”
I tell her, “Philadelphia.”
“Oh, wow,” she says, “where all the fun and excitement is, huh?”
“Yeah. And college.”
So she asks me where I’m going, and I reply, “The University of the Arts.”
So there’s a pause. And she says, “Oh. That’s good you’re pursuing what you want, then. I guess it’s better to be poor and happy.”
What the fuck?
I am a very bad Brewhaha employee.
:’[
(via karasankus)
Leprechauns riding raptors doing battle with giant squid babies.
Okay. I will. Just you wait.
1. angsting.
2. tumbling.
3. worrying about how much i’m going to be embarrassed on my last day of work because i’m going to cry so hard.
4. thinking about cute things to buy for my dormtastic dorm.
5. missing all the wrong people.
6. looking up pictures of attractive people on google.
that is what i do.
Why do people from Argentina keep adding me on facebook?
There have been three already, and they all speak broken english, and they are all creepy. I don’t understand.
It started off so bad with an argument with my momma over really silly things. o_o
But it has been resolved and has turned out to be such a fantastic day!
NOW ASK ME SOME QUESTIONS PLEASE:
http://www.formspring.me/karasankus
http://www.formspring.me/karasankus
http://www.formspring.me/karasankus
http://www.formspring.me/karasankus
that sounds great. when are you free?
THIS MEANS MY YOUTUBE MUSICAL CAREER IS HAPPENING SOON.
