NEWS FLASH: I HATE RICH WHITE PEOPLE
Really, Old White Woman, are you SERIOUSLY going to have a temper tantrum because our COFFEE SHOP is out of ice cream? Is this a joke?!?!?!?!?!?!?
casiotone for the painfully alone
“the secretest crush there ever was is in my heart and there’s no one i can tell cause everyone around here has a big fat mouth including me and that’s the hardest part cause i really wanna tell you as you brushed my arm last night and how i felt my hear stop but i don’t trust you not to tell but i guess it’s just as well well i guess it’s just as well the...
Can we all just agree that not being in high school is the best feeling in the world? And can we all also agree that the second best feeling is knowing that senior week in Dewey begins tomorrow night? AND CAN WE ALSO AGREE that I will be making the most delicious watermelon martinis for everybody? :)
broken bells and graduation
I graduate tonight. MORE IMPORTANTLY, THOUGH, is this story: I was with my family when I got a call from Shane - but I couldn’t answer, because I’m classy, so I texted him. What he answered changed my life forever! Long story short, Shane bestowed upon me two tickets to see Broken Bells for a mere fee of $40! BEHOLD! This is when they played “The High Road,” which was...
the time i almost died
Dear internet, I almost died like an hour ago. All of the traffic lights were out on 202, so when I tried to turn, some bitch almost plowed me into the cornfield across from Target. My quick wit maneuvered me in the right direction, which eventually led to the Kohl’s parking lot where I celebrated my survival with cigarettes and tictacs. I’m still angry and freaked out though.